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Author Topic:   The Monsoon, Again: Cloudy skies are here to stay, we hope.
Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 09, 2001 11:23 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Melissa:
There were some heavy clouds but alas no rain. So close though they were dark and looming.

Ohhhh. Do tell!

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 09, 2001 11:24 PM    
Poor Melissa. Was it with crush boy?

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starlight
Winner
posted June 09, 2001 11:57 PM    
not much of a trickle. there is hope though! yes indeed! if only the clouds would find their way down from the north-end..and if only this blockage would disappear!!

yeah, I need *someone* to reply to my email.

oh and literally, there were inches and inches of rain here. too bad not figuratively in this case.

and glad the weeg is back :P

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 10, 2001 05:39 PM    
I've been trying to put the moves on a friend, but I haven't seen him in awhile. And he's graduating and moving to Berkeley. Stupid him, he doesn't know what he's missing.

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 13, 2001 11:53 PM    
The Papaya king bangs his staff on da floor. Order in the Oda!

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 14, 2001 04:00 PM    
Oh man. We just had graduation (not mine, next year!) and all of the speaches were so sad. I was about to cry. One of the val.s put a good friend of her's in her speech, and I could see the back of his head from where I was sitting, you could tell that it made him sad, or cry.

The peanut gallery was sitting behind me the entire time. I had a huge headache afterwards from them screaming. And talking. And being fucking annoying.

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 14, 2001 11:05 PM    
Wow Kand.Ouch.

*plucks Papaya from oda and hands it to his eh...uh...which babe were ou Kand?*

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 14, 2001 11:34 PM    
I'm the grapefruit. Tangy!

When they were shouting and screaming for someone, me friend and I looked at eachother with the same expression. Which was "kill! kill!"

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 16, 2001 10:19 PM    
The Weeg has an Oda game idea...everybody gather round.

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Goosie
Superstar
posted June 16, 2001 10:22 PM    
I´m here!

Is someone here?

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Goosie
Superstar
posted June 16, 2001 10:23 PM    
Hello?

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Goosie
Superstar
posted June 16, 2001 10:24 PM    
Ok, I´m moving over to a padding thread.

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 16, 2001 10:40 PM    
The gathering can wait until morning. I'm not picky

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 17, 2001 06:29 PM    
What are we playing? I like to play.

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charlotte
Squishaholic
posted June 17, 2001 07:39 PM    
Me too. Bring on the games.

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cloonez
Hardcore Squishite
posted June 18, 2001 08:57 AM    
Let's play Barbie!

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cricket
Superstar
posted June 18, 2001 10:36 AM    
Weeg, I'll play with you any time you ask.

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 18, 2001 10:20 PM    
Barbies are perverted!

I just got back from the beach and am a little burned. In blotches. Yick.

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Melissa
Bob
posted June 19, 2001 11:48 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Kandarpa:
Poor Melissa. Was it with crush boy?

Bwaaaaaaa uh no. Crush Boy has joined the witness protection program in an attempt to get away from Melissa. Ahhhh haaaa I even linked it so he can be very scared at the prospect that someone thinks he and I are having sex.

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 19, 2001 12:24 PM    
Melissa, why do you have to make me laugh when I'm supposed to be sympathetic? You're a ho bitch.

I need someone to put aloe on my aching sunburn.

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 19, 2001 03:38 PM    
Here's the game:

Each Monsoonette (including myself) will come up with a recipe involving their particular fruit. Points for creativity and light perversion. Doesn't even have to be edible. Call it "fun with fruit" if you like. Remember how Jonathan Swift wrote a recipe for eating babies in "A Modest Proposal?" Think along those line.

eh?

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 19, 2001 06:54 PM    
Eating babies? What the?

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Melissa
Bob
posted June 19, 2001 08:01 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Kandarpa:
You're a ho bitch.

I need someone to put aloe on my aching sunburn.


I think you have to be getting some to be a "ho" I'm just saying.

Hey I'm sure Crush Boy would do it. Hey it's not Melissa I'm game.

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 19, 2001 11:14 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Kandarpa:
Eating babies? What the?

Jonathan Swift wrote a satirical essay about the Irish Potato Famine called "A Modest Proposal" where he suggested that eating babies would cure both the famine and the population. In my tenth grade English class, we all put together satirical "baby recipes."

Just a metaphor to encourage creativity. Devise a recipe with your fruit. Let your imagination run wild.

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 22, 2001 08:28 AM    
Ok, did I just plain creep everyone out with this idea?

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DeniseElyzabeth
Rockstar
posted June 22, 2001 08:33 AM    
um. im a 20 cent whore. im too upset to be creeped out.

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Julie
Punk Ass Bitch
posted June 22, 2001 01:52 PM    
Babies with blueberry sautee?

A man cooked in a cauldron of blueberries? If he wasn't delicious to begin with, y'know...

Am I getting this right?

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 22, 2001 05:31 PM    
I can't even think of a something for a Grapefruit ever since my friend told me about a guy fucking one.

(While watching American Pie)
F: You know, some guy got so desperate that he fucked a grapefruit.

Me: *grossed out, stunned look* Ouch!

F: I'm sure he cut the grapefruit before he started.

Me: Citris fruit. Pee hole. Ouch.

F: Ouch.

I can't even think of my wonderful fruit without that tainted image.

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starlight
Winner
posted June 22, 2001 07:27 PM    
hmm ick! I go in lala land (aka working on layout designs for my second domain) and I come back here after two weeks or so and see stuff about eating babies? hmmm. heh

I think I was a raspberry; yep. uhh ...hmm recipes with raspberries..I'm sure there are plenty that could be thought of, but my brain is dead..too much code. I'll get back to ya :P

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 22, 2001 11:35 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Julie:
Babies with blueberry sautee?

A man cooked in a cauldron of blueberries? If he wasn't delicious to begin with, y'know...

Am I getting this right?


Yes but the people cooking was just an example. Cannibalism is NOT REQUIRED. Just something cool and creative with your fruit. Thanks all

*Weeg thinking he's created a mess*

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Julie
Punk Ass Bitch
posted June 23, 2001 09:35 AM    
Fukui: We have a most interesting battle today, Iron Chef fans! Da Weeg, from America, and his entire contingent of Monsoonettes have decided to take on one Iron Chef here in the Kitchen Stadium. Kaga is very excited about this arrangement, as these girls will test both his chef's skill and his ability to concentrate with amazing distraction.
Ota: Fukui-San!
Fukui: Yes, Ota?
Ota: They are terribly distracting, aren't they?
Fukui: Yes, these girls sure know how to look good in a kitchen.
Ota: What are these ingredients they are bringing out?
Fukui: It looks as though they have a large amount of non-food items brought in as well.
Ota: I can see something that looks rather like a bubble bath.
Fukui: Yes, I hear that Americans like to have soap around that many girls.
Ota: I can see why.
(they laugh)
Fukui: Kaga has stepped out onto his platform. He is examining his chefs closely -
Ota: And their opponents even more closely!
Fukui: The Iron Chefs seem a bit bewildered in the face of this competition.
Ota: Fukui-San!
Fukui: Yes, Ota?
Ota: Morimoto has just asked kaga if this is a joke!
Fukui: Oh, no joke, this is very serious indeed. These girls reportedly claim to know more about fruit than our very own Iron Chefs.
Ota: That is a challenge.
Fukui: Yes, indeed.

To be continued....

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 23, 2001 01:37 PM    
Simply brilliant.

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starlight
Winner
posted June 23, 2001 02:36 PM    
I just thought of a name for my fruit recipe, yo!

Rasbperry Flambé Tarte suspended in Bubbles

yes, don't mind me....I didn't get much sleep last night!

and one sidenote - I wish we got Food Network over here. I wanna see Iron Chef!

:(

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Julie
Punk Ass Bitch
posted June 23, 2001 10:17 PM    
I had to go research all those names and things. I really can continue it, if you all want to see how the battle goes down...

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Weegee
Unemployed
posted June 24, 2001 01:27 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Julie:
I had to go research all those names and things. I really can continue it, if you all want to see how the battle goes down...

Yes yes yes!

Weeg and Ms. Weeg are leaving town today. See you Tuesday when we get back.

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Julie
Punk Ass Bitch
posted June 25, 2001 02:12 PM    
At the request of Weegee...

Fukui: Well, Ota, this is coming as no surprise. Kaga has revealed the mystery ingredient to be fruit - yes, he seems to be presenting a real challenge to his Iron Chefs today, by choosing the ingredient that has led the Monsoonettes to their fame! I have noticed that each of the Monsoonettes have pictures of fruit across the backs of those adorable shirts - I suppose each one has her own area of expertise.
Ota: Fukui-San!
Fukui: Run with it, Ota!
Ota: Each Monsoon girl does have her own fruit. I hear that each one has special abilities with their token fruits. Their leader, da Weeg, has chosen the papaya -
Fukui: The traditional fruit of oda leaders.
Ota: Da Weeg is said to have knowledge of all involved.
Fukui: I believe Kaga is getting some some special knowledge. Their Grapefruit Girl has climbed up onto his lap. From here, it looks as though she is playing with his ruffles -
Ota: Yes, those are his neck ruffles in her hand. She appears to be trying to sway Kaga's vote. He does not seem to mind.
Fukui: This will be a tough battle indeed for his Iron Chefs to win. The Monsoonettes have chosen their opponent, Japanese Iron Chef Morimoto Masaharu. They chose him because he 'amuses' them. I wonder why this is.
Ota: Fukui-San!
Fukui: Get on wit' your bad self.
Ota: They had no preference originally, but they chose Morimoto because he did not believe they would pose a threat.
Fukui: I think Morimoto feels threatened now!

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Kandarpa
Practically Pamie
posted June 25, 2001 03:08 PM    
Please, god, don't let anyone wander in here wondering why I'm busting a gut.

That was hilarious. Pure genius.

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cricket
Superstar
posted June 25, 2001 03:11 PM    
Squee!! More, Julie, more!!!

Alright, here's my recipe and this is a real one that actually is fabulous, just so you know.

Cube a whole lot of pineapples and soak them in coconut rum for about 12-24 hours. Then bring them out in the bowl you were soaking them in and offer them to people with toothpicks so they can be skewered easily. Then, when the pineapple is skewered on said toothpick, dip them in a bowl of sugar, then eat. Voila`! Instant yumminess!

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starlight
Winner
posted June 25, 2001 08:18 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for starlight   Click Here to Email starlight     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oh yes! heh. that was damn funny, yo!

too bad I can't think of any real recipes to do with my fruit...for real. flambé-ing just sounds tasty. heh

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lovechildbonanza
Squishite
posted June 25, 2001 09:32 PM    
citrus hurts the eyes. just thought i'd let yall know.

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