I'm drizabone creatively at the mo', but here's your chance to show off your Better Than Weird Al skillz.

should have known, squishy, yeaah

I feel uncomfortable
as I type up that advice
and lead the mouse to the submit key
as the thread dies
something in my soul
tells me that it wasn't right
1070 some odd rejections!

I'm never gonna post again
Squishy and Pamie are hard to discard of
thought it's never easy to leave
I know I don't belong
I should have known better than to write a stale joke
And waste the chance I've been given to fit in
So I'm never gonna post again
The way I posted on squiiiiiiisssshyyyy!!

squishy love never ends
especially when talking with a good friend
to the stalker thread and dear so and so
that is where I'll goooooo
I can't tell you the truth
work is not what you'll find ..me doing!!

I'm never gonna post again
Squishy and Pamie are hard to discard of
thought it's never easy to leave
I know I don't belong
I should have known better than to write a stale joke
And waste the chance I've been given to fit in
So I'm never gonna post again
The way I posted on squiiiiiiisssshyyyy!!

(Never without Squishy!)

Tonight the forum seems so crowded
I wish that I could be heard
Maybe it's better this way
I'd hurt if my joke got shot down again
We could have been so good together
We could have posted forever
But now there's no one to post with me
Please stay [Pamie, rowEn, Allison, Lorelei_Lee, and Meg, too, etcetc]

And I'm never gonna post again
Squishy and Pamie are hard to discard of
thought it's never easy to leave
I know I don't belong
I should have known better than to write a stale joke
And waste the chance I've been given to fit in
So I'm never gonna post again
The way I posted on squiiiiiiisssshyyyy!!

Now that you're gone (Squishy)
Now that you're gone
Now that you're gone (Squiiishhy)
was that joke so stale
So stale that you had to give me the boot?

[really, I love you guys. you rock!! I just thought this parody would rock since this is one of my favourite songs. I'm sure you can guess what it is]

[edited to say that no I'm not leaving. no one can get rid of me!! muhahahah!]

You can never have too much Wham!-love.

quote:

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Originally posted by tindo:
Go starlight! Go starlight!

You can never have too much Wham!-love.

Unfortunately I don't have enough creative, umm, juices to think up a song of my own.

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thanks tindo!

I swear, I came up with that all offhand. I wasn't even sure it would work out, but it eventually made some sense even though I sound angry at the forum or something..hee!!

==========
We didn't start the posting
But the urge was burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the posting
But we really like it -- we're not trying to fight it.

What did pamie write today? No apartments in L.A.?
Cal and Taylor, Weezer, blazer; Holiday Horror.
tindo, rowEn, Forum Diva; I'm a Stalker! ~*jenn*~ and leigha,
Trash and jags, and Drama fags, and Topics Popular

[musical interlude]

Many Meghans on stage. Yes! I started a new page.
Bless your Heart, Insomniac. Man, this forum's worse than crack.
minx and newsie78. Who to diss and who to date.
Danielle, vinne, MBTV, Serenity13

[We didn't start the posting
But the urge was burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the posting
But we really like it -- we're not trying to fight it.]

Poor Eric's toll-booth woes, Exhausted from that Tae-Bo
Punk Ass Bitches, Get Real disses, Science is Tight
Laughter, many "hees." Torturing barbies
Random Kind Acts. Break this, we just might

Fairfaix to Fells, Representing ATL
Remembering Lilith's wake; Comedy that takes the cake
Phone numbers with quacking ducks, Don't shop here, you know we suck
Parodies, Lorelei_Lee, and purity test scores

[We didn't start the posting
But the urge was burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the posting
But we really like it -- we're not trying to fight it.]

imzadi22; Pretty Pandas eat bamboo
Nose hair, obscure bands; The tiny wooden hand
Unemployed, Flood Control -- post padders are on a roll
Pimping websites; Journalcon. Everyone stalks Allison

Melissa, WriterGirl, "Just Don't" or the girls might hurl
Austin's cool girls rock the town, Kareoke smackdown
Trillian and Andi; Best friends -- Heather and Wendy
"Should she stay or should she go"? Haikus and "Dear-So-And-So"

[We didn't start the posting
But the urge was burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the posting
But we really like it -- we're not trying to fight it.]

dinobeast, Wiley, miss_janis and "Dear Coffee"
Holly, Petey, tragicdeathpickles
O's more than a letter, yo. ... that famous one-woman show
rudergirl, maggiesox , Fluid_Darkness
Crushes, Love and Sex, Pamie-Eric leaving Tex.
Forum ... hey! Gone away?! We broke it -- what can we say?

[We didn't start the posting
But the urge was burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the posting
But we really like it -- we're not trying to fight it.]

EricZ, Heith and Drew all add the male point of view
Women discuss thongs; starlight swipes Wham! songs.
Go to "Work" and slam your job. Hannah always Rocks like Bob
ysabelkid, Slingin' Slang. Whoa, is Meg a Rockstar? Dang!
Awful roommates having fights, Stalkers talk with Squishites
Princess314. What to wear on Halloween?
Choosing between Bush and Gore; Bands to see and bands to scorn
Padding Parties, Forum Whores ... I can't take it any more!

We didn't start the posting
But the urge was burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the posting
But when the boss is gone, we will still post on and on and on and on and on and on ...

[fade out]

[Edited to fix typos]

[This message has been edited by Mike (edited October 19, 2000).]

quote:

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Originally posted by Mike:
Phone numbers with quacking ducks, Don't shop here, you know we suck

Bless your Heart, Insomniac. Man, this forum's worse than crack.

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my mouth is open wide in shock. that was great!!

and I liked how everyone got squeezed into that. that takes talent. I just sorta adlibbed.

quote:

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Originally posted by minx:
okay, so. i've got a song..but ..hmm..i'm too embarrassed to post it. it's like..total crap, especially after mike's *sigh*

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Post it! Post it! Post it!

You know its gonna make that much better
when we can escape from the 'dear so-and-so' letter

wouldnt it be nice if we could wake up
in the morning, not the afternoon
but we all know a night spent in the forum
means that we'll all be unemployed soon

the happy times together we've spent sharing
i wish that they were neverending
wouldnt it be nice..

maybe if we think, and wish, and hope, and pray it might come true
baby! then, there wouldnt be a single thing we couldnt do.
we could be padding (we could be padding)
and then we'd be happy (and then we'd be happy)
oh, wouldnt it be nice..

you know it seems the more i sing about it
it only makes it worse to live without it
so let's post about it
that would be nice

goodnight my forum,
sleeptight my forum

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i may not always have you
but as long as rockstars post within you
you'll never need to doubt it
i'll post until dawn about it

God only knows what i'd be without the forum

If you should ever break on me
though life would still go on believe me
the world would mean nothing to me
without Pamie there to guide me

God only knows what id be without the forum..
etc, etc

--------------------

I, I love the colorful posts in there
And the way the whores play nice with bitches too
I hear the sound of a friendly post
On the thread that mentions Pamie and tampons...ew.

I'm pickin' up good post action
It's giving me satisfaction
I'm pickin' up good post action
(Oom bop bop good post action)
It's giving me satisfaction
(Oom bop bop satisfaction)
Good good good good post action
(Oom bop bop)
It's giving me satisfaction
(Oom bop bop satisfaction)
Good good good good post action
(Oom bop bop)
It's giving me satisfaction
(Oom bop bop satisfaction)

I, close my eyes
It's so much later now
Slowly frown, it's after 3am
Don't look into my eyes
They're bloodshot now, and watery 'round the rim

I'm pickin' up good post action
It's giving me satisfaction
I'm pickin' up good post action
(Oom bop bop good post action)
It's giving me satisfaction
(Oom bop bop satisfaction)
Good good good good post action
(Oom bop bop)
It's giving me satisfaction
(Oom bop bop satisfaction)
Good good good good post action
(Oom bop bop)
It's giving me satisfaction
(Oom bop bop satisfaction)

(Ummmmmmm)
(Um i need inspiration)
I don't know why but I posted there
(Ah my but what a sensation)
(Um i need inspiration)
(Ah my my what?)

Gotta keep on posting good
whoredom's a workin' for me
Gotta keep on posting good
whoredom's a workin' for me
Gotta keep on posting good
whoredom's a workin' for me

(Ummmmmmm)
Good good good good post padding
(Oom bop bop)
(I'm pickin' up good post action)
It's giving me satisfaction
(Oom bop bop)
(Satisfaction)
Good good good good post padding
(Oom bop bop)
It's baa baa . . .

(think Allison and her sheep)
Baa baa baa baa baa
Baa baa baa
Baa baa baa baa baa
Baa baa baa
Do do do do do
Do do do
Do do do do do
Do do do..

[bastard spaces]

[This message has been edited by minx (edited October 19, 2000).]

BTW, I see the Squishy banner "better than tv" It rocks like Pamie, yo!

*CHEERS! WILD APPLAUSE!*

Please don't stop!

somebody once told me, there was a place called pamie,
i never really listened to them.
they were speaking kinda dumb, they said pamie was number 1,
i thought it kinda got to their head.

well, i went there one day, and never stopped leaving, i guess just once you've been there it's like hypnotism, it's never made since, why we all posted here, but man oh man, it's been great ya'll hear, so much to do, so much to post, so much wrong with eating cherrios.
You'll never know if you don't post,
you'll never laugh if you don't got to..

pamie, where she's an allstar
she gets her game on go, play.
meg well she's the rockstar,
get her show on get paid.

now all that glitter is gooooone
only time to post before i got to school.

well it's a cold place, so put on a jacket,
once you get hear you won't be leaving.
but everyone makes a difference, so if it weren't for ya'll it be sucky.
the ice we skate is on the screen, the time we live is a litte too short, my world's on fire, how about your's, well if it wasn't for pamie i'd be gettin bored.

pamie, where she's an allstar
she gets her game on go, play.
meg well she's the rockstar,
get her show on get paid.

now all that glitter is gooooone
only time to post before i got to school.

somebody once asked if they could borrow my computer, that's the dumbest question i've ever heard. i looked them up and down, then I threw them on the ground and said what were you thinking you nerd.

well, i went there one day, and never stopped leaving, i guess just once you've been there it's like hypnotism, it's never made since, why we all posted here, but man oh man, it's been great ya'll hear, so much to do, so much to post, so much wrong with eating cherrios.
You'll never know if you don't post,
you'll never laugh if you don't got to..

pamie, where she's an allstar
she gets her game on go, play.
meg well she's the rockstar,
get her show on get paid.

now all that glitter is gooooone
only time to post before i got to school.

pamie, where she's an allstar
she gets her game on go, play.
meg well she's the rockstar,
get her show on get paid.

now all that glitter is gooooone
only time to post before i got to school.

Okay, here's my (weak) entry for the morning.

Pam! Pam is excitement (ooh, Pam!)
Pam is so squishy (ooh!)
Austin and L.A., Taylor and Cal --
Pam! Pam is truly outrageous,
Truly, truly, truly outrageous
Wo-oah, Pam! Pam, the journal's contagious
(Outrageous)
Pamie's her name, no one else is the same,
Pamie's her name!

But we're the posters who flood her forum,
We are the posters, the posters, and we've no decorum!

Mike - you rock me so!

I remember days at work
When my boss was acting like a jerk
Nothing else to do
But look out the window, cring till the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Heather calls me up, says "HEY!"
I hang out on this site
She calls the place Squishy, I never realized
How happy she'd make me

Oh, Pamie!
We posted until you were breaking
But you saved the day,
Oh Pamie!
You'll move to L.A. where there's quaking,
But they want you to stay
Oh pamie

Once I found you
I became addicted to you and
This Squishy love you've given
I give you all a girl could give you.
Take my posts, my songs, my haikus...
Oh!
Squishy love (wooooah)
Squishy love

Now I know I've got to (bum bum) post a song
But I (bum bum) can't stay long
You've read all that my mind can do
To make things right
I need to sleep at night
Instead of thinking of this site
While I wander 'round my house at night

Once I found you
Now I'm addicted to you
This Squishy love you've given
I give you all a girl could give you.
Take my posts, my songs, my haikus...
Oh!
Squishy love (wooooah)
Squishy love

Don't post more songs like these
I cannot stand the way they tease!
I love them though they taunt me so
Now I'm gonna turn off my Mac and go...

Squishy love (wooooah)
Squishy love

Forum Divas paddin away
Insomniacs get no sleep
but the forum ain't gon stop so lets make it hot hot!

You joined last week and you're just a lowly Squishite
Wanted to make Stalker, so you stayed up posting all night
Now Stalker just ain't enough so
Forum Whore is your aim tonight, yo
Get your caffeine and your cookies too,
Dear So-and-So is callin' you!
You'll be posting with all the best of the Squishite masters
They'll be rollin in with titles like Punk-Ass Bitch and Forum Diva

Forum Divas paddin away
Insomniacs get no sleep
but the forum ain't gon stop so lets make it hot hot!

Squishites get your postin' on
The Forum's full of members and and their wit is full grown
And all you Rockstars come and post with with your friends
cause its 11:30 and the Forum is jumpin jumpin

Forum Divas paddin away
Insomniacs get no sleep
but the forum ain't gon stop so lets make it hot hot!

Adicted to the site that keeps me coming back to laugh
Funny people keep on posting things that make me snarf
Rumors flyin' about Allison
And her love of the wooly ones
Sex advice coming from people all around the world
Squishy hooks you up to get that bootie you never thought you could!

Forum Divas paddin away
Insomniacs get no sleep
but the forum ain't gon stop so lets make it hot hot!
Squishites get your postin' on

The Forum's full of members and and their wit is full grown
And all you Rockstars come and post with with your friends
cause its 11:30 and the Forum is jumpin jumpin

Pamie just fixed the forum, Padding parties all damn night!
Everyone give a yell we can post more now!

Talk to me, talk ta talk ta talk talk (twirk it twirk it)
Quote me baby, quote qua quote qua quote (edit! edit!)
Squish, baby, squish squi squish you better post that thang

Talk to me, talk ta talk ta talk talk (twirk it twirk it)
Quote me baby, quote qua quote qua quote (edit! edit!)
Squish, baby, squish squi squish you better post that thang

Pamie just fixed the forum, Padding parties all damn night!
Everyone give a yell we can post more now!

Squishites get your postin' on
The Forum's full of members and and their wit is full grown
And all you Rockstars come and post with with your friends
cause its 11:30 and the Forum is jumpin jumpin

[This message has been edited by leigha (edited October 19, 2000).]