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rudergirl
Padded to Get Here
posted October 19, 2000 02:01 PM    
Damn, girl! Work it!

And you said you couldn't do it. Liar, liar, bra on fire!

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted October 19, 2000 02:46 PM    
Oh, leigha. You amaze. I can't wait until Mike reads that...

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Hannah
Rockstar
posted October 19, 2000 02:56 PM    
quote:
Oh leigha. You amaze.

Damn, Allison took the words right outta my mouth

[This message has been edited by Hannah (edited October 19, 2000).]

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Wendy
Punk Ass Bitch
posted October 19, 2000 03:10 PM    
I personally hate Destiny's Child, but that version was waaaaay better than the original!

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Heather
Punk Ass Bitch
posted October 19, 2000 03:55 PM    
Colour me impressed, Wendy. You came up with a good reason for Barry Manilow.

How about some Frank?

Come post with me,
Let's post, let's post all day...

If you can use
An excuse to cruise
Squishy is the way

Come post with me
Let's post, let's post away.

And don't tell your mama.

OK, not as good as Mike's, but it's a start!

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Hannah
Rockstar
posted October 19, 2000 03:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Hannah   Click Here to Email Hannah     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Okay, I just tried to do Post Post Post (a la Bye Bye Bye) but I kept getting distracted by actually singing the REAL song.

Oh, I suck.

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starlight
Padded to Get Here
posted October 19, 2000 04:55 PM    
I almost was going to do a satire of the eminem song 'stan'. rawr! of course, I think that's sorta a negative song, so I stopped myself.

I got to the chorus where I substituted in,
squishy forum on my browser
it reminds me that I have to post
I have to poooooooost

I think I'll stop there though. this parody stuff is addicting. each song on the radio yo!

I need inspiration people!!

leigha - that was good though. yes, yes!!! alot better than the original which I hear too often on la radio.

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Andi
Punk Ass Bitch
posted October 19, 2000 05:59 PM    
To the theme song to Gilligan's Island:

This is the tale of an Insomniac
Who wished she was a Punk Ass Bitch.
She doesn't know how long it takes
But she wants to make the switch.
(she wants to make the switch)

Miss Pamie and that Eric too
Will do their very best...
Sorry? What? the Eric dude? Oh!
He's sleeping with the princess.
(sleeping with the princess)

Haiku! To you! Dear So-n-So
Will make you laugh out loud
Don't tried to hide what you really think
All topics are allowed
(all topics are allowed)

So, join us here to post my friends
We're sure to make you smile
Squishites, Bitches, the Unemployed
You'll want to stay awhile!!

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 19, 2000 06:03 PM    
i told you i shouldn't have posted!
it was rushed..and bad..ugh.
i can do much, much better. really i can! heh.
it's just hard to follow after the likes of..mike.
maybe while i'm lying in bed sick today, i'll come up with a masterpiece ...(not likely though)

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 19, 2000 06:06 PM    
man, i just sounded like a spoilt brat.
please don't take it that way.

and..bravo Andi! that was cool!

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starlight
Padded to Get Here
posted October 19, 2000 06:09 PM    
yeah I know minx [and no, it's okay, you're not a brat, I was silently thinking mike stole my thunder harhar, but I kept silent]!

thankfully I was first!

to post here that is..not the first to do parodies.

bleh.

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 19, 2000 06:13 PM    
oh well, we're all friend's here.
it's just that i'm feeling kinda embarrassed and dumb, y'know?

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jateke
Superstar
posted October 19, 2000 06:16 PM    
This cannot be good.

I read Mike's song and my first thought was, of course, "whoa. that's amazing. I can't believe how funny that is." However, my second thought was "wait a minute. he didn't mention me. why did I get left out? okay, maybe if I make it to Insomniac they'll stop ignoring me..."

I am now basing my self-esteem on my current forum level. I think I need an intervention or something.

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starlight
Padded to Get Here
posted October 19, 2000 06:24 PM    
I felt the same way and I was only thinking it in my head!!

I've always had abit of competitiveness in me even if I don't voice it out though.

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 19, 2000 06:27 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by jateke:
This cannot be good.

I read Mike's song and my first thought was, of course, "whoa. that's amazing. I can't believe how funny that is." However, my second thought was "wait a minute. he didn't mention me. why did I get left out? okay, maybe if I make it to Insomniac they'll stop ignoring me..."

I am now basing my self-esteem on my current forum level. I think I need an intervention or something.



nononoNO jateke! it doesn't matter what forum level you're at. i was mentioned in Mike's song, and i'm below you. and in fact Drew was mentioned in one and she's still a Squishite.

plenty of people recognise you..and pay attention to you. they don't ignore you! trust me, i've always noticed you

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 19, 2000 06:30 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by starlight:
I felt the same way and I was only thinking it in my head!!

I've always had abit of competitiveness in me even if I don't voice it out though.


well, i'm glad i said something then..

i'm quite competitive..and i know it. i don't know why i take such things so seriously. maybe it's just another taurean trait

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jateke
Superstar
posted October 19, 2000 07:02 PM    
Oh, Minx, thank you! I feel much better now.

And, bogged down in my self-pity, I totally forgot to mention: I loved the Beach Boys songs.

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starlight
Padded to Get Here
posted October 19, 2000 07:04 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by minx:
well, i'm glad i said something then..

i'm quite competitive..and i know it. i don't know why i take such things so seriously. maybe it's just another taurean trait


hehe it just might be!!!
I need to look more into the taurus characteristics. I learn some from my cousin since she has a HUGE astrological book. yes yes!! I need to write a new parody soon. I'm dying to but I don't have a song figured out yet...


and jateke, I notice you too! I wrote a haiku for you in the haiku topic earlier. hehe.

I'm about to have soup!! /random comment

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 19, 2000 07:18 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by jateke:
Oh, Minx, thank you! I feel much better now.

And, bogged down in my self-pity, I totally forgot to mention: I loved the Beach Boys songs.


I'm glad jateke!
and hehe..thanks

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 19, 2000 07:25 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by starlight:
hehe it just might be!!!
I need to look more into the taurus characteristics. I learn some from my cousin since she has a HUGE astrological book. yes yes!! I need to write a new parody soon. I'm dying to but I don't have a song figured out yet...

and jateke, I notice you too! I wrote a haiku for you in the haiku topic earlier. hehe.

I'm about to have soup!! /random comment


i'll be waiting to hear about what you learn from your cousin, and even more, i'm looking fwd to your new parody! good luck with it

enjoy your soup..

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Mike
Rockstar
posted October 19, 2000 08:03 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by jateke:
This cannot be good.

I read Mike's song and my first thought was, of course, "whoa. that's amazing. I can't believe how funny that is." However, my second thought was "wait a minute. he didn't mention me. why did I get left out? okay, maybe if I make it to Insomniac they'll stop ignoring me..."

I am now basing my self-esteem on my current forum level. I think I need an intervention or something.


Please don't take it personally. I just didn't know how to pronounce your name, so I had a hard time working it in the rhyme scheme. Everyone recognizes you, yo.

It's all my bad. You and Allyson were the two people in particular who I meant to include, but didn't.

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Mike
Rockstar
posted October 19, 2000 08:04 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Allison:
Oh, leigha. You amaze. I can't wait until Mike reads that...

Wow. That rocked. Awesome.

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starlight
Padded to Get Here
posted October 19, 2000 08:12 PM    
thanks minx!

I enjoyed my soup, but still no parody comes to mind. *sigh* [I need to listen to the radio after will & grace] I did have enough inspiration to update my weblog without any talk about this forum. damn, that was hard yo!

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vinne
Insomniac
posted October 19, 2000 09:19 PM    
Right about now...
Time for Squishy!
Check it out now!
Squishy rules the house;
C'mon and bow down!
Post at Squishy,
Count 'em out now!
Rock on Squishy, rock on Squishy
Rockrockrockrockrockrock...

Okay. So that was my lame Fatboy Slim knock-off. Just wanted to try.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted October 19, 2000 10:43 PM    
I want to thank all of my supporters, and I want to thank my mom for having me, my manager, who never checks to make sure I'm working, my boyfriend for taking me to work that day, the cafeteria guy for making the breakfast tacos that gave me the strength to post, and most of all, I want to thank God for giving me the talent.

You love me, you really, really do!

*wiping away a tear*

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jateke
Superstar
posted October 20, 2000 12:04 AM    
Wow, I guess the squeaky wheel really does get the grease... I complain about feeling left out and suddenly I'm surrounded by warm Squishy fuzziness! Thanks, Mike and everyone!

Serves me right for picking such an unpronounceable name, huh? I guess I'll stick with jah-tay-kay.

So now you know... wink, wink, nudge, nudge...

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starlight
Padded to Get Here
posted October 20, 2000 12:07 AM    
I think I'll have to do the next song tomorrow y'all....

I swear..I almost did:

big postin' [parody of big pimpin'...got stuck after the damn chorus]

I'll try to come up with something good. yes yes.

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Mike
Rockstar
posted October 20, 2000 01:45 AM    
To "My Sharona"

Ooh, my little Forum Whore. Forum Whore.
You can't stay away from the Squishy forum.
Posting parties drag you in -- soon you've been...
Spending all your time on the Squishy forum.
Never gonna stop. Give it up?! Who needs sleep, ya jag?
Who swiped the "Live Nudes" sign? Hey look out ... I'm an insomniac!
My, ai, ai, ai, ai -- -whoooh!

Sq-Sq-Sq-Squishy forum

What's with Allison and Sheep? Al and sheep?
Find out all the dirt on the squishy forum.
Cats attacking pam again? Need a friend?
All the Divas flock to the Squishy forum.
Never gonna stop. Give it up? You're out of your mind!
You have to give it up, for the posts, of the funny kind.
My, ai, ai, ai, ai --- whoooh!

Sq-Sq-Sq- Squishy Forum

Starting as a Squishite, Squishite.
Rockstar in a manner of time -- the Forum
Is Superstar my destiny? Destiny?
Or is that just a game in my mind-- this Forum?
Never gonna stop. Give it up? And miss quips galore?
From all the Squishy pros (like jateke, who I dissed before)?
Nai! Nai! Nai! Nai! Nai! Whoo!

Sq-Sq-Sq-Squishy forum...
Sq-Sq-Sq-Squishy forum...

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tindo
Punk Ass Bitch
posted October 20, 2000 01:52 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Mike:
To "My Sharona"

Three words for you:

Ha. Ha. Ha.

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 20, 2000 01:52 AM    
*clapping wildly* oh my..that was sooo funny Mike! heehee
and you fit jateke in!

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Petey
Science is Tight
posted October 20, 2000 01:54 AM    
*wild cheers*

jateke, you gotta feel the love after that

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rowEn
Rockstar
posted October 20, 2000 01:54 AM    
Mike, you are now my new pretend boyfriend, ok?

*still giggling!*

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jateke
Superstar
posted October 20, 2000 02:00 AM    
Look, I'm sorry, rowEn, but you can't have him. He's all mine.

Mike, as far as I'm concerned, you are my new pretend husband now. You rock like, I don't know, Bob squared.

Immortalized in parody! I am SO feeling the love! Thankyouthankyou!

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Mike
Rockstar
posted October 20, 2000 02:06 AM    
I'm pretty sure my parents said something about staying away from married women, though ...

[This message has been edited by Mike (edited October 20, 2000).]

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Mike
Rockstar
posted October 20, 2000 03:13 AM    
And here's a parody of a parody. This one's kind of rough, because it's 4:15 a.m. here on the East Coast and I'm borderline delusional (right now, I mean. Not usually).

Anyhow, this one's sung to your choice of Soul Asylum's "Misery" or Weird Al Yankovic's "Syndicated Inc.", which parodies the Soul Asylum song.

====
Austin's queen of comedy
is changing scenery.
Thinks of moving constantly
(When not watching TV)

[In a few days, it's off to L.A.]

Now Squishy's set to sashay
Better watch out L.A!
(Now ... must find a place to stay...)

Tough to move from the family
And the friends that make Texas the place to be
But in no time, you know you'll see
Squishy -- on TV.

pamie has to talk to stee
every day at three
tries to find out where she'll be
when she and Eric flee

[In a few days, it's off to L.A.]

now she knows she has to pack!
find a place, and write back
to her squishy devotees.

thinks she's losing her sanity.
must find time for a round of kareoke.
hoping that this will not be
moving misery.

She still has a few more days
To party and soiree
To forget she's going away
here on Moving Day

[In a few days, it's off to L.A.]
[In a few days, it's off to L.A.]

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starlight
Padded to Get Here
posted October 20, 2000 03:47 AM    
aww mike. that brought a tear to my eye.

you're good tonight.

I can't even rebuild myself. I need a song....tomorrow...tomorrow...

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minx
Hardcore Squishite
posted October 20, 2000 04:13 AM    
(okay. probably could've done better - but i'm sick of playing it over and over. so i'm posting it now. perfect, or not.)

"One Song Glory" from 'RENT':

one post
squishy
last post
before i go home
squishy
one post to leave behind

find one word
just cant refrain
squishy
i'm merely a squishite
but one day i'll be superstar!

one post
ive got the world at my feet
squishy
through the screen of my PC
my PC
post padding
beyond my most wildest dreams
last post
before the sunrise
one post - i dont need another life
time flies - thread diesss
one postttt - just one last postttt
just one last postttt - last postttt

pad
squishy
a letter from you
watch out you don't get fired
there's no one to blame

pad
one post
a post about sex
squishy
but don't try to beat Meg
can't beat Meg

pad
the last post
before it's time to go home
squishy
chasing superstar
one post
to redeem your empty life

time flies
no one can find a cure anymore
the forum dies

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jateke
Superstar
posted October 20, 2000 04:20 AM    
I love it, minx!

And, Mike, I guess by now it goes without saying that you're a genius.

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rudergirl
Padded to Get Here
posted October 20, 2000 09:49 AM    
*applauding*

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WriterGirl
Squishaholic
posted October 20, 2000 10:04 AM    
Gotta keep up, yo.

Oh, Pamela, how's it going to turn out?
Will you make it big in L.A.,
From our screens give us a shout-out?
Will you get some better recaps,
Gilmore Girls instead of Road Rules?
Experience no further mishaps,
Love your apartment while Stee drools?

And now you have to consider
Whether you should have ignored
All the postings on this board
Screaming Pam-el-a!

Pamela (Pamela!)
We're increasing our numbers
We're recruiting new Squishites (Pamela!)
The aliases they go under!
And we're all reading your journal,
Hanging on every word you said
'Bout the voices in your head
Screaming Pam-el-a!

[This message has been edited by WriterGirl (edited October 20, 2000).]

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