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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:32 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by pamie:
And I don't have a dick. It's not even a subject up for debate.

Ok, fine, this is probably going to lose me some votes, but so be it, I don't have one either.

But hey, you there - Undecided Male Voter... yeah you, cutie... I may not have one, but I sure know what to do with one, if you know what I mean. And oh, I think you do.

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Joy
Squishaholic
posted March 08, 2001 09:32 AM    
Okay, I just went and listened to Pamie, leigha, Allison, Becky Barker (cuz I love me some Toni Braxton), Omar, Drew, and Kathy Handley.

All ya'll are awesome. I was afraid to play Drew's too loudly in my office. I was laughing. Heh. I know where my vote is being cast. Bring on the ballot.

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:35 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Allison:
But hey, you there - Undecided Male Voter... yeah you, cutie... I may not have one, but I sure know what to do with one, if you know what I mean. And oh, I think you do.

Gosh, Allison. This will really come in handy for Howard Stern's Karaoke contest, but what's your ho ass gonna do here on pamie.com? No one wants to hear about how you suck it. Just like we're getting sick and tired about hearing how much you suck.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 09:38 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
[QUOTE]Leave the trash talking to Allison and I, missy.
That goes for you, too, Cumin.

You know, it was all in good fun in the beginning...but that was just plain rude. If you don't want others to join in, then don't post it in a public forum.

I'm just sayin'.

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Joy
Squishaholic
posted March 08, 2001 09:38 AM    
Man, this smack talk is getting really heated. Some might even say it's "too darn hot".

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:39 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by pamie:
No one wants to hear about how you suck it.

Oh, now she doesn't want to hear about it. All that crying and begging and "please just one more time, I've never felt this good before" from the Vegas trip... conveniently forgotten.

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Mike
Rockstar
posted March 08, 2001 09:41 AM    
You know, I wrote an entry last night about how I'm all nice and won't enter the karaoke contest because I don't want y'all to hate me when I win, but now I'm tempted to break out the Weird Al song just so I can taunt.

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:41 AM    
Good one, Joy.

I survived a fire, people. Just a reminder.

And leigha, it's all in the spirit. Don't take all of this too seriously, okay?

For God's sake, I called Allison a bitch and said that Omar had a vagina. That he cries about because it hurts. And bleeds.

But, yeah, I mean, the truth hurts.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:42 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by leigha:
You know, it was all in good fun in the beginning...but that was just plain rude. If you don't want others to join in, then don't post it in a public forum.

I'm just sayin'.



Wait, wait - leigha. He was totally just kidding. Just trying to piss you off so you would throw down.

He may play evil on tv, but Omar's sweet. Doesn't mean I won't KICK HIS ASS, though.

And come on - Cumin? Hilarious.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 09:43 AM    
Damn, Leigha, I was just playing with you. You know I love you right? You know I just wanna get all my karaoke juice on you, right? I'd e-mail you, but Road Runner is screwed up this week and it would just bounce back.

Leigha. You know you want to vote for me. You know you love the bad boy. Leigha. Vote for me, baby. You know I treat you right.

Leigha.

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Joy
Squishaholic
posted March 08, 2001 09:45 AM    
Okay, I could say something here about pamie being so near to the fire that it was too darn hot, but I won't. It's just too obvious. I'm sure ya'll don't need me to point that out to you.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 09:46 AM    
quote:
Pamie said some shit like:
For God's sake, I called Allison a bitch and said that Omar had a vagina. That he cries about because it hurts. And bleeds.
But, yeah, I mean, the truth hurts.

Are you still here? Don't you have a plane to catch or something? You know, the Loser Plane?

There's bad weather. Enjoy the turblence.

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Cinnamon
Punk Ass Bitch
posted March 08, 2001 09:48 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Allison:
And come on - Cumin? Hilarious.

Absolutely.

But, you know, not that it matters anyway cause the Pips and I are gonna take you all down! Except for the taking you all down part.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:49 AM    
See, Joy, it would be funny if pamie hadn't started the fire herself.

Need I remind you all that I've already won this little competition once? I believe if Latrell Sprewell were here, he would waste no time in pointing upwards and shouting "SCOOOOORE-BOOOOOARD." Then he would choke pamie, spit on Omar and sit down and get his boo to realign his corn-rows.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 09:50 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
I'd e-mail you, but Road Runner is screwed up this week and it would just bounce back.

Road Runner is finally up and running, just to let you know...and if you call them to ask them what the problem is, they'll refund you a whole $4 for the 3 days that it was down. That'd be enough for you to buy a beer to drown your sorrows in when you LOSE!

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 09:50 AM    
quote:
Pamie said some MORE shit like:
No one wants to hear about how you suck it.

I wanna hear.


Oh and, "Leigha." Damn, I just love saying that. "Leigha." You got the world's prettiest name, girl. Damn.

love me some of that.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:51 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
There's bad weather. Enjoy the turblence.


Yeah, the "turblence." Way to go, Mushmouth.

Seriously. I hope there's no lightening or anything.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 09:52 AM    
Ok, now Omar is all sayin' my name and stuff, telling me it's purty, and he's talking a good game. What's a girl to do?

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 09:54 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Allison:
Seriously. I hope there's no lightening or anything.

Not that I've seen around Austin...just clouds and rain as far as the eye can see. I'm telling you, it always happens: I wash my damn car, and it rains the next day. Never fails. I'm a one woman rain dance.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 09:55 AM    
quote:
Allison opened her fat mouth and this is what came out:
Yeah, the "turblence." Way to go, Mushmouth. Seriously. I hope there's no lightening or anything.

shudup.

Oh, hey Leigha. What's goin' on, girl? Why you be frownin'? Gimme that smile, girl. Yeah, that's it. I love that smile. You about brighten up the midwest with that smile.
Damn.
You complete my karaoke.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:55 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by leigha:
Ok, now Omar is all sayin' my name and stuff, telling me it's purty, and he's talking a good game. What's a girl to do?

A girl needs to remember that he's nothing but a pimp and a playa. I once saw Omar make love to a chair, leigha. It was sexy, but it proved that the man will literally hump anything that moves or... you know, doesn't move.

He talks pretty, but it's all lies.

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Anna Beth
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 09:56 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Allison:
Then he would choke pamie, spit on Omar and sit down and get his boo to realign his corn-rows.

Henceforth, I would like to be known and addressed as Latrell Sprewell's boo. Thank you.


And Omar: Isn't Anna Beth a pretty name? I think it is. You know, Allison didn't really buy me those shoes. It was all a lie.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 09:57 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
Why you be frownin'?

No, fool, why you be clownin'? Where'd you learn this tired shit? From pamie?

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 09:58 AM    
quote:

More bullshit from Allison:
He talks pretty, but it's all lies.

You just wanna get with this. But you can't. Cuz Leigha's my girly. And she's from around the way.

And maybe Anna Beth.

Those girls are sans-penis. (I think.)


Edited because Allison is putting voodoo on my posts.

[This message has been edited by Omar G (edited March 08, 2001).]

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Mike
Rockstar
posted March 08, 2001 10:00 AM    
Y'all know that choking sign that Reggie Miller shoots Spike Lee's way every time the Pacers play the Knicks? I just saw a news bulletin on CNN about the contest, and Allison was making the gesture to all y'all.


'Cause you know, when all's said and done, she is wearing the crown as the reigning champ.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 10:01 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
You just wanna get with this. But you can't. Cuz Leigha's my girly. And she's from around the way.

And maybe Anna Beth.

Those girls are sans-penis. (I think.)


I can't vouch for Anna Beth, but I don't have a penis. And all of the sudden I feel like some frat boy is trying to sweet talk my drunk ass into taking a tour of the "back room".

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 10:02 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
You just wanna get with this. But you can't.

Beyotch, I done got with that.

quote:
Cuz Leigha's my girly. And she's from around the way.

And that.

quote:
And maybe Anna Beth.

AND that.


Why you wanna be picking up my seconds, I don't know.

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Anna Beth
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 10:02 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
And maybe Anna Beth.

Those girls are sans-penis. (I think.)


Due to that, and Mike's mentioning the Knicks in Allison's favor, I'm not so sure anymore.

You know that ain't no way to woo the ladies, Omar.

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Cinnamon
Punk Ass Bitch
posted March 08, 2001 10:03 AM    
Allison, I'd just like to point out that earlier, I was defending your karaoke ass. But now, I have to wonder: what have you done for me lately?

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 10:03 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Allison:
Why you wanna be picking up my seconds, I don't know.

Spreadin' lies wherever you go, I see. You know I turned your Amazon ass down.

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 08, 2001 10:05 AM    
The sad thing is Omar has had a problem with women ever since Latrell Sprewell fucked his mama and then choked his dog.

So, don't think that just because he keeps saying your name and surrounding it in flowery talk that he means anything. That boy is on so much medication he thinks that "Leigha" means "40 of Miller High Life," which is all Omar drinks.

And Allison has a tattoo on her labia that says, "Suck it or fuck it, just don't tuck it."

And with that image, I'm gonna go clean up some of the ashes that fell dangerously close to sweet Taylor's food bowl. Did I tell you that his acne's back? That's how stressed out all of this stuff is making him.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 10:06 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by leigha:
Spreadin' lies wherever you go, I see. You know I turned your Amazon ass down.

Oh, that's right. Because the ladder you use to climb up and get over yourself, wasn't tall enough for you to kiss my ass.

My bad. I forgot, girl. That was sad.

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Allison
Sleeping with the Princess
posted March 08, 2001 10:09 AM    
Jesus, pamie.

Why you gotta hurt Taylor like that? My poor baby.

Cinnamon, don't make me tell the story of how I spiced up your life. How you used to be Oregano, before I made you sweet.

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coffee
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 10:09 AM    
Hey guys. A vote for P is a vote for me.

I'm just sayin'.

I know that my favorite person in the world is pamie, and she wouldn't have that raspy scary voice without my help.

I do what I can.

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Latrell's boo
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 10:11 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by pamie:
The sad thing is Omar has had a problem with women ever since Latrell Sprewell fucked his mama and then choked his dog.

Bitch, I know you just didn't. You bettah step back before I kick yo' little no-talent ass.

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Taylor
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 10:13 AM    
Bonjour, all.

Just want to say a very quick hello, yes? All of you people are looking so fine, yes?

You know what I love about zee pamie? She only insults the competitors zat insult her. She haz no reason to insult innocent bystanders like zee spice girl or zee leeha. Only zee people zat are mean to her does she be mean back. Zat is a sign of a good person.

She feeds me every day, you know. She is zat kind hearted.

I heard zat Allison kept a cat once, but she never fed it hardly at all, and zen when zee poor small kitten, she was all hungry and she started to mew asking zee Allison for a small piece of food, anything at all, even a crumb from Allison's toast-- Allison kicked zat kitten in zee face.

Zen I heard zat Allison isn't allowed near zee animal shelter anymore because she once tried to rent a dog for a date. Zey frown upon such things. I hear she tried to show zee animal people how happy she could make zee doggy date and zey almost arrested her.

I hear things, zat is all.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 10:16 AM    
quote:
"Coffee" said:
Hey guys. A vote for P is a vote for me. I'm just sayin'.

She reverts to her fictional personas. Anybody else think that's just sad?

Oh, hey, Leigha, where you going? don't listen to her. This is true. My feelings: True. I don't know how else to say it, girl, but you make me wanna call my momma and tell her I just met the most beautiful woman in the world and I wanna bring her home to meet her.

Leigha. Damn, that name just brings tears to my eyes.

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 08, 2001 10:16 AM    
Latrell's Spew:

You ain't threatenin' me! Because I'll take you down. It's not my fault your man fucked Omar's mama. You take that shit up with her.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 10:16 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Allison:
Oh, that's right. Because the ladder you use to climb up and get over yourself, wasn't tall enough for you to kiss my ass.

My bad. I forgot, girl. That was sad.



I wasn't trying to kiss your ass...I was trying to pull your head out of your ass. There is a difference.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 10:17 AM    
quote:
"Taylor":
You know what I love about zee pamie? She only insults the competitors zat insult her. She haz no reason to insult innocent bystanders like zee spice girl or zee leeha.

Do I even have to reiterate the point?

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