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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:32 AM
quote: Ok, fine, this is probably going to lose me some votes, but so be it, I don't have one either. But hey, you there - Undecided Male Voter... yeah you, cutie... I may not have one, but I sure know what to do with one, if you know what I mean. And oh, I think you do. IP: Logged |
Joy Squishaholic |
posted March 08, 2001 09:32 AM
Okay, I just went and listened to Pamie, leigha, Allison, Becky Barker (cuz I love me some Toni Braxton), Omar, Drew, and Kathy Handley. All ya'll are awesome. I was afraid to play Drew's too loudly in my office. I was laughing. Heh. I know where my vote is being cast. Bring on the ballot. IP: Logged |
pamie Head Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:35 AM
quote: Gosh, Allison. This will really come in handy for Howard Stern's Karaoke contest, but what's your ho ass gonna do here on pamie.com? No one wants to hear about how you suck it. Just like we're getting sick and tired about hearing how much you suck. IP: Logged |
leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 09:38 AM
quote: You know, it was all in good fun in the beginning...but that was just plain rude. If you don't want others to join in, then don't post it in a public forum. I'm just sayin'. IP: Logged |
Joy Squishaholic |
posted March 08, 2001 09:38 AM
Man, this smack talk is getting really heated. Some might even say it's "too darn hot". IP: Logged |
Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:39 AM
quote: Oh, now she doesn't want to hear about it. All that crying and begging and "please just one more time, I've never felt this good before" from the Vegas trip... conveniently forgotten. IP: Logged |
Mike Rockstar |
posted March 08, 2001 09:41 AM
You know, I wrote an entry last night about how I'm all nice and won't enter the karaoke contest because I don't want y'all to hate me when I win, but now I'm tempted to break out the Weird Al song just so I can taunt. IP: Logged |
pamie Head Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:41 AM
Good one, Joy. I survived a fire, people. Just a reminder. And leigha, it's all in the spirit. Don't take all of this too seriously, okay? For God's sake, I called Allison a bitch and said that Omar had a vagina. That he cries about because it hurts. And bleeds. But, yeah, I mean, the truth hurts. IP: Logged |
Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:42 AM
quote:
He may play evil on tv, but Omar's sweet. Doesn't mean I won't KICK HIS ASS, though. And come on - Cumin? Hilarious. IP: Logged |
Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 09:43 AM
Damn, Leigha, I was just playing with you. You know I love you right? You know I just wanna get all my karaoke juice on you, right? I'd e-mail you, but Road Runner is screwed up this week and it would just bounce back. Leigha. You know you want to vote for me. You know you love the bad boy. Leigha. Vote for me, baby. You know I treat you right. Leigha. IP: Logged |
Joy Squishaholic |
posted March 08, 2001 09:45 AM
Okay, I could say something here about pamie being so near to the fire that it was too darn hot, but I won't. It's just too obvious. I'm sure ya'll don't need me to point that out to you. IP: Logged |
Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 09:46 AM
quote: Are you still here? Don't you have a plane to catch or something? You know, the Loser Plane? There's bad weather. Enjoy the turblence. IP: Logged |
Cinnamon Punk Ass Bitch |
posted March 08, 2001 09:48 AM
quote: Absolutely. But, you know, not that it matters anyway cause the Pips and I are gonna take you all down! Except for the taking you all down part. IP: Logged |
Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:49 AM
See, Joy, it would be funny if pamie hadn't started the fire herself. Need I remind you all that I've already won this little competition once? I believe if Latrell Sprewell were here, he would waste no time in pointing upwards and shouting "SCOOOOORE-BOOOOOARD." Then he would choke pamie, spit on Omar and sit down and get his boo to realign his corn-rows. IP: Logged |
leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 09:50 AM
quote: Road Runner is finally up and running, just to let you know...and if you call them to ask them what the problem is, they'll refund you a whole $4 for the 3 days that it was down. That'd be enough for you to buy a beer to drown your sorrows in when you LOSE! IP: Logged |
Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 09:50 AM
quote: I wanna hear.
love me some of that. IP: Logged |
Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:51 AM
quote:
Seriously. I hope there's no lightening or anything. IP: Logged |
leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 09:52 AM
Ok, now Omar is all sayin' my name and stuff, telling me it's purty, and he's talking a good game. What's a girl to do? IP: Logged |
leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 09:54 AM
quote: Not that I've seen around Austin...just clouds and rain as far as the eye can see. I'm telling you, it always happens: I wash my damn car, and it rains the next day. Never fails. I'm a one woman rain dance. IP: Logged |
Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 09:55 AM
quote: shudup. Oh, hey Leigha. What's goin' on, girl? Why you be frownin'? Gimme that smile, girl. Yeah, that's it. I love that smile. You about brighten up the midwest with that smile. IP: Logged |
Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:55 AM
quote: A girl needs to remember that he's nothing but a pimp and a playa. I once saw Omar make love to a chair, leigha. It was sexy, but it proved that the man will literally hump anything that moves or... you know, doesn't move. He talks pretty, but it's all lies. IP: Logged |
Anna Beth Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 09:56 AM
quote: Henceforth, I would like to be known and addressed as Latrell Sprewell's boo. Thank you.
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Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 09:57 AM
quote: No, fool, why you be clownin'? Where'd you learn this tired shit? From pamie? IP: Logged |
Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 09:58 AM
quote: You just wanna get with this. But you can't. Cuz Leigha's my girly. And she's from around the way. And maybe Anna Beth. Those girls are sans-penis. (I think.)
[This message has been edited by Omar G (edited March 08, 2001).] IP: Logged |
Mike Rockstar |
posted March 08, 2001 10:00 AM
Y'all know that choking sign that Reggie Miller shoots Spike Lee's way every time the Pacers play the Knicks? I just saw a news bulletin on CNN about the contest, and Allison was making the gesture to all y'all.
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leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 10:01 AM
quote: I can't vouch for Anna Beth, but I don't have a penis. And all of the sudden I feel like some frat boy is trying to sweet talk my drunk ass into taking a tour of the "back room". IP: Logged |
Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 10:02 AM
quote: Beyotch, I done got with that.
quote: And that.
quote: AND that.
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Anna Beth Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 10:02 AM
quote: Due to that, and Mike's mentioning the Knicks in Allison's favor, I'm not so sure anymore. You know that ain't no way to woo the ladies, Omar. IP: Logged |
Cinnamon Punk Ass Bitch |
posted March 08, 2001 10:03 AM
Allison, I'd just like to point out that earlier, I was defending your karaoke ass. But now, I have to wonder: what have you done for me lately? IP: Logged |
leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 10:03 AM
quote: Spreadin' lies wherever you go, I see. You know I turned your Amazon ass down. IP: Logged |
pamie Head Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 10:05 AM
The sad thing is Omar has had a problem with women ever since Latrell Sprewell fucked his mama and then choked his dog. So, don't think that just because he keeps saying your name and surrounding it in flowery talk that he means anything. That boy is on so much medication he thinks that "Leigha" means "40 of Miller High Life," which is all Omar drinks. And Allison has a tattoo on her labia that says, "Suck it or fuck it, just don't tuck it." And with that image, I'm gonna go clean up some of the ashes that fell dangerously close to sweet Taylor's food bowl. Did I tell you that his acne's back? That's how stressed out all of this stuff is making him. IP: Logged |
Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 10:06 AM
quote: Oh, that's right. Because the ladder you use to climb up and get over yourself, wasn't tall enough for you to kiss my ass. My bad. I forgot, girl. That was sad. IP: Logged |
Allison Sleeping with the Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 10:09 AM
Jesus, pamie. Why you gotta hurt Taylor like that? My poor baby. Cinnamon, don't make me tell the story of how I spiced up your life. How you used to be Oregano, before I made you sweet. IP: Logged |
coffee Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 10:09 AM
Hey guys. A vote for P is a vote for me. I'm just sayin'. I know that my favorite person in the world is pamie, and she wouldn't have that raspy scary voice without my help. I do what I can. IP: Logged |
Latrell's boo Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 10:11 AM
quote: Bitch, I know you just didn't. You bettah step back before I kick yo' little no-talent ass. IP: Logged |
Taylor Squishite |
posted March 08, 2001 10:13 AM
Bonjour, all. Just want to say a very quick hello, yes? All of you people are looking so fine, yes? You know what I love about zee pamie? She only insults the competitors zat insult her. She haz no reason to insult innocent bystanders like zee spice girl or zee leeha. Only zee people zat are mean to her does she be mean back. Zat is a sign of a good person. She feeds me every day, you know. She is zat kind hearted. I heard zat Allison kept a cat once, but she never fed it hardly at all, and zen when zee poor small kitten, she was all hungry and she started to mew asking zee Allison for a small piece of food, anything at all, even a crumb from Allison's toast-- Allison kicked zat kitten in zee face. Zen I heard zat Allison isn't allowed near zee animal shelter anymore because she once tried to rent a dog for a date. Zey frown upon such things. I hear she tried to show zee animal people how happy she could make zee doggy date and zey almost arrested her. I hear things, zat is all. IP: Logged |
Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 10:16 AM
quote: She reverts to her fictional personas. Anybody else think that's just sad? Oh, hey, Leigha, where you going? don't listen to her. This is true. My feelings: True. I don't know how else to say it, girl, but you make me wanna call my momma and tell her I just met the most beautiful woman in the world and I wanna bring her home to meet her. Leigha. Damn, that name just brings tears to my eyes. IP: Logged |
pamie Head Princess |
posted March 08, 2001 10:16 AM
Latrell's Spew: You ain't threatenin' me! Because I'll take you down. It's not my fault your man fucked Omar's mama. You take that shit up with her. IP: Logged |
leigha Benefactor |
posted March 08, 2001 10:16 AM
quote: I wasn't trying to kiss your ass...I was trying to pull your head out of your ass. There is a difference. IP: Logged |
Omar G Insomniac |
posted March 08, 2001 10:17 AM
quote: Do I even have to reiterate the point? IP: Logged |
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