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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 08, 2001 11:42 AM    
I know Omar's gonna bust in here with

"I'm back from lunch, y'all. What'd I miss?"

Latrell. Welcome. I think you'll want to direct your anger to miss fancy pants Allison.

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Chris
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 11:43 AM    
Awright. OK. That is just about enough of the Allison's got a dick lines. I've just read the whole 5 pages-you people have no morals, ethics, or sense of decenzzzzzzzzzz.

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Baby Beatnik
Science is Tight
posted March 08, 2001 11:44 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by selkie:
I'm with Baby Beatnik. While all y'all are running around smackin' each other down, me and my girl BB are gonna walk away with this thing.

Aw hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Only, I don't work in tag team style, so get to steppin'. This tram is full, please step behind the yellow line.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 11:47 AM    
Dizam! B_B, she was all supportin' yo ass, and you smacked her down. That ain't right, yo.

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newkat
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 11:48 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by pamie:
I love mine too. Because, you see, brian, you and me were all awarded shirts because Brian would have cried, you would have hurt someone and I was the true winner.

Misinformer decided to have another one so early that you couldn't have enough time to buy all of the necessary votes.


oh dear. i smell sarcasm.

it stinks of fear.

[This message has been edited by newkat (edited March 08, 2001).]

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 08, 2001 11:48 AM    
Chris took the pill that makes you magically fall asleep when you say dumb shit.

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Baby Beatnik
Science is Tight
posted March 08, 2001 11:50 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by leigha:
Dizam! B_B, she was all supportin' yo ass, and you smacked her down. That ain't right, yo.

Well, there's only room for one on the ride to glory. And that seat's got my ass in it.

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fred
Practically Pamie
posted March 08, 2001 11:52 AM    
Wow. Y'all are mean.

But kids, you're going to have to accept it. You ain't got nothing on Ms. Becky Barker. Welcome to fucktown, and she's the sheriff.

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selkie
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 11:52 AM    
quote:
Originally posted by Baby Beatnik:
Aw hell yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Only, I don't work in tag team style, so get to steppin'. This tram is full, please step behind the yellow line.


Girl, it's called divide and conquer. In this world, if you ain't a Pamie or an Allison or an Omar, you gotta get together with the rest of the non-Pamie/Allison/Omars and pull down the establishment, yo!

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selkie
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 11:53 AM    
Damn. Maybe I shoulda sang "We Shall Overcome" instead of "Gimme One Reason".

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 11:57 AM    
I think selkie's been watching too much Survivor. Next thing you know, she'll be forming alliances and suggesting immunity challenges.

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selkie
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 12:01 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by leigha:
I think selkie's been watching too much Survivor. Next thing you know, she'll be forming alliances and suggesting immunity challenges.

I have to admit, I've never watched more than half an episode of Survivor II... but, wow. That's a really GOOD idea...

*wanders off to try and figure out how to vote Omar and Pamie and Allison off the island--er, forum*

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Allison's Boss
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 12:15 PM    
Alright, we got to talk about these 3-hour lunches.

Hey, you can't smoke in here, and- No, I don't want a Chalupa.

Jesus Christ.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:18 PM    
You see what happens when I leave (yes, for lunch Pamie. Some of us can still afford to eat) for like one hour?

Shit gets tired and lame.

You people need me. You need my smack and my love talk and my Ike Turner bitch-slaps.

More than anything, you need my man juice, which burns deep inside like a deep... burning thing.

Behind the music? How about behind Allison's ballsack?


OMAR: And then that was when I knew that Pamie was drunk with power. Because Dave Grohl called me and he said that never happened. And Johnny Depp was all like, "who?" Girl went all Courtney Love. It was sad.

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MeghanM
Superstar
posted March 08, 2001 12:19 PM    
OKay, y'all. I just submitted. No,really, I did. I wouldn't even let myself listen to what I recorded 'cause I knew that I'd wimp out.

So that will be up tomorrow morning for your listening . . . erm . . .pleasure. Have I mentioned that I have a cold? Just sayin'.

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Drew
Superstar
posted March 08, 2001 12:22 PM    
Ya'll have been smacking each other around all day. Well, the voting starts tomorrow, and so...is anyone casting a pity vote? For...say, me? I really should've done my Aguilera imitation. You would've lovedit.

[This message has been edited by Drew (edited March 08, 2001).]

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:23 PM    
Hey Baby Beatnik -- you need to watch out.

Remember when Pamie wrote about babysitting those kids from across the street? She forgot to mention how she slapped them around.

she slaps babies. For fun. That was her on that 20/20 babysitter abuse video.

And with you being a "Baby" and all. Watch your back is all I'm saying.

Edited because this is the version Pamie DOESN'T want you to see.

[This message has been edited by Omar G (edited March 08, 2001).]

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Joy
Squishaholic
posted March 08, 2001 12:25 PM    
Drew, your entry cracked my shit up. I had the volume up too loud, and I was scared someone was going to walk by my office.

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Drew
Superstar
posted March 08, 2001 12:26 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:

She slaps babies. For fun. That was her on that 20/20 babsitter abuse video.

What? No, Omar. I thought that was you in a wig. I saw you slap that baby. It made me very, very mad. Smackin' down babies and smackin' down Pamie.

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 08, 2001 12:27 PM    
Check it. Drew got my back. Drew's my Dog, yo.

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Drew
Superstar
posted March 08, 2001 12:29 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Joy:
Drew, your entry cracked my shit up. I had the volume up too loud, and I was scared someone was going to walk by my office.

Thank you ever so much, Joy. Someone cares.

And Pamie: Yes. I got your back, my homey G funk G dog.

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:32 PM    
quote:

Check it. Drew got my back. Drew's my Dog, yo.

Sings like a dog, too.

He's voting for that other beeyotch anyway. That's how much he's got your back.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 12:32 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
More than anything, you need my man juice, which burns deep inside like a deep... burning thing.

That's actually called syphillis, Omar.


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selkie
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 12:34 PM    
Burning inside? Yeah... I'd definitely have that checked out.

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Drew
Superstar
posted March 08, 2001 12:34 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
Sings like a dog, too.

He's voting for that other beeyotch anyway. That's how much he's got your back.


Oh, yeah, Omar. I wasn't even SINGING. You don't SING that song.

I have 3 computers at my disposal. You don't seem to understand. I can vote three times, and you just lost out.

Oooh...

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KC
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:34 PM    
I think everyone here should just take a deep breath and a moment of silence to reflect on a few things.

We are all here because of Pamie. We have to vote for her, where's your loyalty?

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Baby Beatnik
Science is Tight
posted March 08, 2001 12:35 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
Hey Baby Beatnik -- you need to watch out.

Remember when Pamie wrote about babysitting those kids from across the street? She forgot to mention how she slapped them around.

she slaps babies. For fun. That was her on that 20/20 babysitter abuse video.

And with you being a "Baby" and all. Watch your back is all I'm saying.


This coming from the guy channeling a wife beater? Puh-lease.

No use trying to sweet talk me, I've got standards, yo.

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Joy
Squishaholic
posted March 08, 2001 12:36 PM    
Yeah! What KC said!!

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Mike
Rockstar
posted March 08, 2001 12:38 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by KC:
I think everyone here should just take a deep breath and a moment of silence to reflect on a few things.

We are all here because of Pamie. We have to vote for her, where's your loyalty?


Loyalty? Hell, someone had it right earlier when they brought up Survivor. You don't think she'd vote each and every one of y'all off the island the first chance she got?

See that knife she has? She talks all purty and whatnot, but don't think she won't use it to stab you in the back when you get too near her turf.

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Latrell's boo
Squishite
posted March 08, 2001 12:38 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by KC:
We are all here because of Pamie. We have to vote for her, where's your loyalty?

Bitch, hell. We're all here because of Latrellllllllll Spreeeeeeeeeewelllllll! And Allison, too.

Boo, where'd you go? I loved seein' your pretty, pretty face on that last page, baby.

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Drew
Superstar
posted March 08, 2001 12:38 PM    
Amen!

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:38 PM    
KC needs to get his ass back to the Sunshine Band before I open up a can.

Leigha... Don't treat me like that, baby. I'm pure. I'm tested. I'm ready to go.

Let me love you right. Right there. On your love button.

Oh, Leigha.

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KC
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:38 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Joy:
Yeah! What KC said!!

See! We come here because we love Pamie. Ya'll may be funny, but you'll never be Pamie.

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 12:39 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
Leigha... Don't treat me like that, baby. I'm pure. I'm tested. I'm ready to go.

Let me love you right. Right there. On your love button.

Oh, Leigha.


can't...resist...sweet...talking...

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Drew
Superstar
posted March 08, 2001 12:39 PM    
Omar...

Maaaaan, Leigha's boyfriend is gonna kick your ass, yo. Don't be comin' onto Leigha like that.

Leigha, I got your back, girl.

Later, biznatches.

[This message has been edited by Drew (edited March 08, 2001).]

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KC
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:40 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by Omar G:
KC needs to get his ass back to the Sunshine Band before I open up a can.

Oh, Leigha.


KC's a she by the way. And I actually was named after the Sunshine Band, so where are you going with this?

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leigha
Benefactor
posted March 08, 2001 12:42 PM    
I was named after a certain Princess in Star Wars...

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Omar G
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:42 PM    
You're not in on this. Don't be talking about "getting her back." This is a monogamous love thang. You're not invited.

Hey, Leigha... You know that song "Oh, Sheila" by Ready for the World? Substitute the name "Leigha" for "Sheila," sing it real loud, and you have just a small fraction of how I feel.

Vote me, baby. Vote me all night.

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KC
Insomniac
posted March 08, 2001 12:43 PM    
quote:
Originally posted by leigha:
I was named after a certain Princess in Star Wars...

I think that's nice. I don't think it's nice however to make fun of people's names.

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pamie
Head Princess
posted March 08, 2001 12:43 PM    
KC and Joy are trying to sweet talk their way into free squishy t-shirts.

And it's starting to work.

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