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Originally posted by Omar G:
She reverts to her fictional personas. Anybody else think that's just sad?

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Originally posted by leigha:
I wasn't trying to kiss your ass...I was trying to pull your head out of your ass. There is a difference.

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Weak.

Hmm. Maybe you and Omar would be great together.

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The sad thing is Omar has had a problem with women ever since Latrell Sprewell fucked his mama and then choked his dog.

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Yo, that shit was an ACCIDENT!

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So, don't think that just because he keeps saying your name and surrounding it in flowery talk that he means anything. That boy is on so much medication he thinks that "Leigha" means "40 of Miller High Life," which is all Omar drinks.

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Jealous?

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Originally posted by pamie:
Latrell's Spew:

You ain't threatenin' me! Because I'll take you down. It's not my fault your man fucked Omar's mama. You take that shit up with her.

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Oh, it's gonna be like that, is it? You sho' enough seem to know all the details. Maybe too many. Maybe you were there too, tryin' to get all up on my man, rebraidin' his corn rows and shit. Maybe you just too big for yo' britches, is what I'm thinkin'.

And it's BOO, you little pun-makin' beeyatch.

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Originally posted by Omar G:
Hey, Anna Beth. I may not love you as much as Leigha (sigh...), but there's plenty of the karaoke juice to go around, ya dig? You next, girl. I got my mind set on you, just like George Harrison.

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I don't know, Omar. I don't want to be nobody's sloppy seconds, you know what I'm sayin'? I think I might stick with my Amazon lovah girl.

I understood.

Some people can't breathe unless they have their Karaoke. And in that breath they're taking? They're taking all of our breaths. He was taking Cinnamon's breath.

Every breath she took. Every move she... mook. He was right there. I think he used to beat her.

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Originally posted by pamie:

Every breath she took. Every move she... mook. He was right there.

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Allison got me to meet Latrell Sprewell once. That was memorable.

Nah, it's just a shame I don't hear from those two anymore. I think we had a real love, the three of us. But when one person is clearly more talented than the other two, it just eats at a relationship, you know? And those two never did get over losing that Karaoke battle in '01. They never did. Sad, really. I mean, with all the things I've done in my life and the money I make and the trips with Dave Grohl and snorting coke off Johnny Depp's ass, I rarely even think about that time when I was singing into a phone talking smack about my closest friends. I wish they were bigger people. But you are what you are. And they are small. Very, very small.

If you see Allison, could you tell her she can just keep all the stuff she borrowed? She clearly needs it more than I do.

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Originally posted by lilsister:
(hysterical laughter)
I swear, this smackdownfest is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed.

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Originally posted by leigha:
Apparently you haven't heard Allison sing yet.

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I know you don't want me to have to call Latrell's boo to lay the smack down on you, now, do you?

And no, I do not have a penis.

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Originally posted by leigha:
Apparently you haven't heard Allison sing yet.

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Originally posted by pamie:
Oh, shit! That was good.

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Accept that it wasn't.

And Omar? Omar wasn't even there. Something about not being able to cross state lines because of that felony conviction.

But Arrison ... Arrison had it goin' on!

I remember asking her to exchange pretty pretty princess rings, but she said she had no time for romance ... she had to think of her fans, and helping the poor in Third World countries, and making the world safe for democracy.

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Originally posted by Behind the Music:
Soon, the pressures of celebrity and fame took these three friends on a downward spiral of hatred, pain and suffering. The music seemed forgotten as their bitter words and seemingly endless feuds turned them down the dark path of a long and winding tunnel known as sorrow.

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Originally posted by newkat:
how the hell did you guys even hear about this contest anyways?

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Remember the Milli Vanilli scam? And the New Kids concerts where all the singing was on tape, and they just mouthed the words?

That's our pamie. It's not even her singing ... just some homeless girl off the street who she bullied into doing it for her.

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Originally posted by pamie:
I heard about this contest because last year a reader (why can't I remember who?) said it was a site of a friend of hers. Right? That's my memory of it, anyway.

Marcus the karaoke host, does that sound like how my site infiltrated your poor server?

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Originally posted by Allison:
What's with the new girl trying to represent? B_B, you're mighty brave considering pamie just called me a whore and said I had a penis - ain't no telling what she could do to a newbie.

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Concern duly noted. She can trash talk all she wants. But I work at a church. I've got the ::insert terribly horrid Southern accent here:: "Lawdh" on my side.

Bah. I'm so going to hell now. Eek!

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Originally posted by Allison:
As I recall, you got an e-mail from a reader, yeah. I have no idea who it was.

And, you know, it wasn't a year ago. It was like, in September. Why is misinformer doing another one now? (Not that I'm complaining, because I LOVE my WINNER'S t-shirt.)

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so unfair. so very very very unfair...
the ONLY thing i've ever won in a contest was a "Bill Haverchuck" t-shirt from the "Freaks and Geeks" show...

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Originally posted by Lorelei_Lee:
Someone talkin' smack about me and my boo in here?

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Latrell know who his boo is.

[edited 'cause sometimes Latrell's boo don't get it]